My Wife.

A: "Mama, did you know they grow rice in Asia?"

L: "They do, you are right."

A: "But, Mama, how do we get there?"

L: "An airplane"

A: "But it costs a hundred million dollars"

L: "Well, yes, it is expensive to fly to Asia. How did you learn about Asia? At school?"

A: "Nope, from that guy."

L: "Err, what guy?"

A: "You know, that guy who pays for our house and my toys... you know mama, your wife."

enough said :)